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How To Guides for Mythical Creatures (and Other Nonsense)

This is the masterlist for all my How To Guides (and other stuff)! The Guides are listed oldest to newest, updated as more come out, and I’m pinning this post to the top of my dash for easier access. If you have a mythical creature you’re interested in seeing a guide for, feel free to send me an ask (and an idea, although I cannot guarantee either!)

How To Deal With Goblins
How To Work With Fairies
How To Defeat A Sphinx
How To Confound A Centaur
How To Console A Leprechaun
How To Pitch To Minotaurs
How To Vex A Vampire
How To Play With Dragons (And Comic!)
How To Charm A Gorgon
How To Thwart A Kelpie 
How To Reason With Perytons 
How To Handle A Harpy 
How To Cure A Werewolf 
How To Appreciate A Reaper 
How To Challenge A Kitsune 
How To Scare A Skeleton 
How To Spook A Selkie 
How To Head A Hydra 
How To Tag A Bigfoot 
How To Trick A Troll 
How To Match Your Yokai 
How To Befriend A Giant 
How To Bribe A Gryphon 
How To Annoy A Unicorn 
How To Discourse With Dwarves 
How To Sting A Siren 
How To Disgruntle A Pegasus 
How To Evict A Dryad 
How To Confuse A Chupacabra 
How To Desecrate A Mummy 
How To Ward Away Fae 
How To Disgust A Zombie
How To Track Invisible Men 
How To Discourage A Changeling
How To Pass A Cerberus 
How To Repay A Chimera 
How To Energize A Mothman 

Other Assorted Nonsense:

My Top Posts:
My Theory That Ended Up Being Canon (Winnie the Pooh)
Alpaca Nap (featuring my Pop)
The Canned Bread Chronicles  
Ol’ Stinky Jess - Swampbender Avatar
Groundbreaking Observations (Encanto)
The Princess Bug (MLadybug/Princess Bride)

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bloglikeanegyptian
bloglikeanegyptian

one thing you won't know until you experience it for yourself when you create art out of love is how it feels when people receive it with love. when you post a doodle and someone keeps it as their lockscreen, or when you write a story and someone tells you they were thinking about it all day, or when you post a poem and someone shares it with a touching caption. doesn't matter if it was objectively good or not. matters that someone spent time with it, that someone really, really liked it, and you made it. this kind of interaction, i think, it can really sustain you for weeks. it can sustain you through a lot of terrible things. its confirmation that you exist, and that (however briefly) your existence was appreciated by someone else through your art.

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o-lei-o-lai-o-lord

Me: I guess I might as well try to finish this thing. Let’s see, I’ve got a couple hours before bed, and in school I could write a whole short essay in that time, I’m sure I’ll get pretty far with-

My brain: Three paragraphs.

Me: What??? But I’m only like halfway through, that’s not even enough to complete this scene-

My brain: I will give you three paragraphs, tops, and then I will turn to pudding.
Me:

My brain: You’re welcome.

uuuugh brain turning itself into pudding is so accurate writing humor
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